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Old Oct 18, 2008, 01:13 AM // 01:13   #21
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Well done fenix. TBH I was waiting for Candlejack to show up and kidn
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Old Oct 18, 2008, 03:39 AM // 03:39   #22
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He just threw all the ping pong balls out the windows... duh
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Old Oct 18, 2008, 04:27 AM // 04:27   #23
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He fed the balls to his dog.
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Old Oct 19, 2008, 12:31 AM // 00:31   #24
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Is anyone else having really disturbing images in their heads involving ping pong balls and various orifices?
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Old Oct 19, 2008, 04:13 AM // 04:13   #25
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Is anyone else having really disturbing images in their heads involving ping pong balls and various orifices?
Only after you said that. You owe me brain bleach now.
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Old Oct 19, 2008, 07:11 AM // 07:11   #26
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Was this really worth a thread?
Yes, it was. Do not question the quality of this (high quality) thread.
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Old Oct 19, 2008, 03:28 PM // 15:28   #27
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Dang, so much suspense was built up lol.
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Old Oct 19, 2008, 07:54 PM // 19:54   #28
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He shoved the Pink Ping Pong Balls up his ass, obviously.
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Old Oct 19, 2008, 08:20 PM // 20:20   #29
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Fenix will be hanged tomorrow at 1 PM by means of a black licorice noose.

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Old Oct 19, 2008, 09:55 PM // 21:55   #30
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He shoved the Pink Ping Pong Balls up his ass, obviously.
an entire warehouse full?

i'd hope not
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Old Oct 19, 2008, 11:57 PM // 23:57   #31
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I hate you personally.
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Old Oct 20, 2008, 12:49 AM // 00:49   #32
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ahahaha my favorite joke.

well done
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Old Oct 20, 2008, 01:06 AM // 01:06   #33
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i hope you got your orgasm now. stpd pngpngblls gtfo
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Old Oct 20, 2008, 06:30 AM // 06:30   #34
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Is anyone else having really disturbing images in their heads involving ping pong balls and various orifices?
Hah hah! That was my first thought, but then the kid started to ask for much, much more pink ping pong balls, so the physicality of it all just boggled my mind. ^_^;
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Old Oct 20, 2008, 07:20 AM // 07:20   #35
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Oh the suspense! That's just cruel
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Old Oct 20, 2008, 07:50 AM // 07:50   #36
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First I thought it was for his GF then I thought like Artay then when I read the that he wanted a cartoon I just scrolled down to have confirmation that this was just a story to waste your time xD.

But I must say that it was fun to read.
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Old Oct 20, 2008, 02:09 PM // 14:09   #37
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LMAO.

I heard a similar joke, involving a guy whose mysterious power to get rich was something called "Pocktockla"; it's one of these jokes you can over-over-over-extend by yourself. The guy who told it to me (in high school) made it last like 20 minutes... 45's my record, during some Christmas family reunion.

(Oh and if you want to hear about Pocktockla, PM me your vent info .)
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Old Oct 20, 2008, 03:13 PM // 15:13   #38
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Yeah... I've heard a similar story, when a dude is collecting rocks. He gets a bike and drives around his town, picking rocks. Then he gets a motorbike and drives at the countryside. Then a car, driving around the country, then a plane, to fly around the world... And then he gets into a space ship and... he dies.
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Old Oct 20, 2008, 08:06 PM // 20:06   #39
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WHAT DID HE DO WITH ALL OF THE PINK PING PONG BALLS?
What he said ^
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Old Oct 20, 2008, 08:12 PM // 20:12   #40
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Is anyone else having really disturbing images in their heads involving ping pong balls and various orifices?
Unfortunately yes...
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